I am back at work (only two days a week) but unfortunately one of those days is the day that Jack has assembly. I feel reluctant to ask for time off but recently his class were doing an item and my manager said, "You must go!" and made it possible for me to do so. Jack didn't know I was coming so was surprised to see me there. Luckily he also got an award that day too.
Not to be outdone, Sam wriggled and squirmed on our laps, until he farted loudly, giggled and announced, "fart!"